David’s Blog

   Much like totalitarian seeking his intents, I’ve been a busy Humanoid. Having been so busy, I’ve not had time to well…. Eat my cake… ugh… I mean blog. Coming home at 10pm Sunday to Sunday has a tendency to do that. Oh well, Everywhere I look I’m getting thrown more of Newcomb’s Paradox’s; figures. Excuse me while I climb out of this black-hole of troubles….

    There now I have more space to write on DO NOT DOWNLOAD SPACE INVADERS on the wall. Well ether-way, I just signed-up for the ACT, apparently it’s not a test on how well you can pretend to be a fat, smelly, person climbing up Juliette’s hair, but an aptitude test. Now when I say aptitude I’m not meaning that cool Debian (I use Kubuntu; oh and I’m a full-time linux user now!!! Party at my house) program that installed your xine and truecrypt to hide your “movie collection”, I mean like an IQ test but just for colleges (a southern SAT, if you will). Well, now I’m caught studying the red Elmo out of that test, school (mostly program and not listen to teachers), and working an hour drive (given speed =< limit) away from home.

    “BUT THAT’S NOT ALL FOLKS!” Yesterday my debit card got declined when I was attempting to put fuel in my car. See, we here on earth haven’t yet developed a way to run on electricity and solar power. Oh, I was running my car on empty because I had ran Seafoam, the engine cleaner that rids of the carbon, though my gas tank and needed to use it all up. Well, much like a monkey wants a banana, I needed fuel. Worse DID come to worse, and I ended up driving to school without fuel. Before I left school, I called up the bank and asked “Where’s the $XXX I deposited in my checking account Thursday?” Long story short it went in my savings and I had fuel to drive to work. However, somehow I obtained an extra $150 and I have not written my checks lately… I’ll be getting a transaction sheet printed on my account here in a couple hours; those money-handling energy-consuming THINGS where not open yesterday.

One last word: I don’t have Halo 3 pre-ordered yet and it is released Monday the 24^th!!